When I say my husband runs onDunkin', I’m not talking aboutcoffee.

An admiration that, I’ll admit, has rubbed off on me over the years.

Even if you aren’t a donut connoisseur, I guarantee there’s a flavor to tempt your tastebuds.

Dunkin donuts box

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seasonal flavors like pumpkin spice,ghost pepper,matcha-topped, and more).

On the one hand, the more donuts, the better.

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dunkin strawberry frosted donut

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These days, I give it a hard pass.

The frosting has a strong, almost artificially tart taste.

That’s definitely not something I’m looking for atop my baked goods.

dunkin oreo donut

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So why, then, have I rated it so low on the best-of list, you ask?

For no reason other than this donut is a sugar crash waiting to happen.

It’s so sweet I couldn’t finish it in one sitting without an onset of jitters.

dunkin old-fashioned donut

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It’s delicious, just overwhelmingly so.

It’s the donut you order with a cup of coffee or tea and dunk.

I’d describe the simple treat as a dense piece of cake sans icing, but not flavor.

dunkin vanilla donut with sprinkles

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Vanilla Frosted with Sprinkles

You’re either team chocolate or team vanilla frosted.

I can swing either way, depending on what I’m craving.

dunkin sugared donut

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It packs just enough sugar to satisfy your sweet tooth and move on with your day.

It’s not an exciting donut by any means, but it tastes good and gets the job done.

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Powdered

Powdered donuts are the giant versions of powdered Munchkins.

dunkin powdered donut

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It’s a very dense cake, thickly coated in powdered sugar.

Prior to this taste test, I’d never taken a bite of a Boston Cream donut.

It makes the top 5 because it’s that good.

dunkin glazed blueberry cake donut

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The custard filling is like vanilla pudding, and the chocolate frosting to dough ratio is perfection.

It’s neither fancy, nor too over the top, and yet it’s still so delicious.

Plus, the sprinkles up its fun factor with a bit of color and crunch.

dunkin boston cream donut

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I am among the former.

My husband is among the latter.

Glazed

Ah, the glazed donut.

dunkin chocolate donut with sprinkles

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Glazed donuts always taste good.

They’re not too sweet and not too dense.

Dunkin’s are a little chewy, and the glaze just melts in your mouth.

dozen dunkin donuts in box

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My only complaint is that I can never catch them right out of the oven.

I bet they’re 10 times better warm and sticky.

Chocolate Glazed

Dunkin’s chocolate glazed cake donut is essentially a giant chocolate munchkin.

dunkin plain glazed donut

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I’d argue it’s the perfect donut, especially if you’re a chocolate lover.

(Pro tip: Refrigerate this baby.

The cool crunch of the icing as you bite into the fluffy chocolate center will be a game-changer.)

dunkin chocolate glazed donut

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