Don’t get us wrong: we’re all for taking a night off from cooking.

Appetizers

These appetizers set your meal up for disaster early.

Plus, make this swap, and you’ll save a full day’s worth of sodium.

Cheesecake factory bruleed french toast

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This finger food will cost you over two and a half days' worth of sodium.

And that’s before you even order the main entree.

Salads

These salads are anything but healthy.

Nachos

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Then there’s the dressing.

What exactly makes this a salad again?

There’s no reason that this salad should cost you over a grand of calories.

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When mixed together in reasonable proportions, there’s nothing inherently wrong with these ingredients.

However, CPK’s behemoth portion sizes will throw your entire day off-kilter.

Choose the full size of the Roasted Veggie salad instead to save about 600 calories.

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It goes without mention that this is not a healthy choice.

On the Border Grande Taco Salad With Ground Beef

This beltline-busting bowl even has trans fatsno thanks!

California Pizza Kitchen Thai Crunch Salad

This salad packs more sugar than twoHershey chocolate bars.

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Pizzas

You might want to resist one of these slices.

Little Caesars' DEEP!DEEP!

One slice packs one gram more of saturated fat than what one Hershey’s chocolate bar contains.

plate of texas cheese fries from chilis

Chilis

At least with the chocolate bar, you skip out on 200 calories.

For more, be sure to check outThe Worst Pizza Slices in America.

It’s not the best option you could eat, but it’s the lesser of two evils here.

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One large slice of this pizza contains more calories and total fat than a double cheeseburger atMcDonald’s.

Mellow Mushroom Great White Pizza

Um, 530 calories for a cheese pizza?

That’s a lot of calories for a single slice of pie with no toppings.

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Mellow Mushroom, what kind of cheese are you layering this pizza with over there?

It turns out, this option contains a lot more than just your standard shredded mozzarella.

Mellow Mushroom Mighty Meaty Pizza

Are we beginning to see a trend here?

applebees classic combo

Applebee’s

Pizzas that are loaded in meat inevitably contain more calories, fat, and sodium.

Mellow Mushroom Buffalo Chicken Pizza

Mellow Mushroom strikes again with yet another high-in-calories pizza.

For perspective, that’s as much sodium that’s in about 17 Snyder’s Pretzel Rods.

Outback steakhouse bloomin onion

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However, be warned, because this pizza is packing in caloriesover 600, to be exact.

What’s even more concerning is the saturated fat content at 14 grams.

With this slice of pizza, you get your daily amount and then some.

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It better be worth sacrificing your entire day’s worth in just one sitting.

Pasta

You won’t believe the nutritionals of these carb-heavy behemoths.

Cheesecake Factory Fettuccini Alfredo with Chicken

Um, excuse me Cheesecake Factory?

Cheesecake factory nachos with spicy chicken

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Why does this plate of fettuccini Alfredo contain a whopping 154 grams of total fat?

If you’re adamant about ordering it, get the half portion or split it with a friend.

With 131 grams of fat, you take in well over the FDA daily recommended 44 to 77 grams.

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Unfortunately, this fried, creamy plate of heaven is not something to be praised.

Romano Macaroni Grill Mama’s Trio

Don’t let this photo fool you.

The Cheesecake Factory Bistro Shrimp Pasta

Who doesn’t love a carb-laden bowl of creamy pasta?

Chilis quesadilla explosion salad

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All of whichput extra stress on the heart.

All of this is before you tack on the breadsticks and salad.

This dish calls for several glasses of water if you decided to eat it all in one sitting!

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Applebee’s

We’ll tell you how.

Sandwiches

The humble sandwich becomes a monster meal when you order these picks.

The sandwich packs 126 grams of total fat, 60 grams of which is pure saturated fat.

California pizza kitchen salad

California Pizza Kitchen

Eating this sandwich in one sitting would not be ideal.

For a healthier option, order this sandwich without the bun and have it with a lettuce wrap instead.

This sandwichserved with au jusamounts to that extraordinarily high number on its own.

The Cheesecake Factory chinese salad

The Cheesecake Factory

There must be a lot ofhot sauceon here, with just one tablespoon consisting of460 milligramsof the stuff.

Firehouse Subs' Steak & Cheese

This cheesesteak from Firehouse Subs is loaded in sodium.

Well, eating this sandwich will yield a similar experience.

tgi fridays bbq chicken salad

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Uno Pizzeria & Grill Bacon Cheddar Burger

Say hello to this artery-clogging burger.

Or, better yet, just refer to the numbers above.

For an equivalent amount of total fat, you could eat nearly eightDove Milk Chocolate Bars.

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And those 3 grams of trans fat?

It’s a hard pass on this meal.

With this burger, you’d nearly two and a half day’s worth in just one burger!

On the Border taco beef salad

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This burger alone comprises just over two-thirds of your daily calories.

Bacon on a burger?

You already know that’s bad news.

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Chili’s The Boss Beef Burger

The picture does all of the talking for us.

The cheese curd and bacon-filled burger packs a whopping 83 grams of total fat.

Yes, you read that right.

ruby tuesday crispy chicken salad

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This makes for a meal that is extremely high in fat, sodium, and carbs.

Other Entrees

These meals are over-the-top in more ways than one.

This quesadilla is also full of saturated fat, coming in at 39 grams.

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Not so fast though!

It’s packed with fat, sodium, and protein.

You get to choose from three types of meat, which you eat alongside ribs and sides.

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Oh, and you also getfoursidesroasted street corn, homestyle fries, chile-garlic toast, and garlic dill pickles.

The Cheesecake Factory Fish & Chips

Fish is without questionone of the healthiest foodsyou can eat.

However, this dish covers everything that was healthy with batter and oil.

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Even more disturbing is thetrans fatcontent at a whopping 6 grams.

Steer clear of this menu item, friends.

However, what truly takes the cake here is that alarming 9 grams of trans fat.

Pizza hut meat lovers pizza

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Breakfast

Meet the morning meals you should not be waking up to.

You could satisfy your day’s worth (plus some) of fat and carbs with this meal order.

Add on a side of pancakes and hash browns and you’re looking at a major calorie bomb.

mellow mushroom great white pizza

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A sugary, buttery cinnamon roll is molded into three large, fluffy pancakes.

In fact, you wipe out your entire day’s worth of each nutritional except for fiber and protein.

The meal is complete with hashbrowns, which is without question what contributes to the extremely high sodium content.

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Or better yet, stay home and whip up one of thesebest healthy pancake recipes.

Instead, order pancakes with two slices of bacon instead.

Or better yet, stay home and whip up one of theseBest Healthy Pancake Recipes for Weight Loss.

mellow mushroom buffalo chicken pizza with ranch and buffalo sauce swirl

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That is just excessive!

Plus, liquid calories are absorbed more quickly than solid calories, because the digestion process is quicker.

A Blue Hawaiian is typically made of rum, pineapple juice, blue curacao liqueur, and coconut cream.

sbarro pepperoni pizza

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The cream explains why this cocktail costs you 2 grams of saturated fat.

In addition to Bailey’s, Kahlua and vodka give this drink a boozy boost.

Here, peanut butter fudge ice cream is topped with hot fudge and a peanut butter topping.

uno pizzeria grill chicago classic pizza slice

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It’s decadent and has 122 grams of sugar.

How exactly can a cocktail be flaming and frozen all at once you might ask?

The top of the cocktail is literally set on fire.

uno chicago deep dish meat market pizza

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Now that’s what we call a hot garnish!

Instead, order the original margarita on the rocks.

With the savory option, you save 63 grams of carbs and 92 grams of sugar.

sbarro meat primo

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So, which will it be?

Desserts

When those sugar cravings hit, see to it you avoid these caloric desserts.

Even if you split this dish evenly with someone else, that doesn’t make it any better.

Fettucine alfredo

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And 191 grams of sugar?

In addition, this cheesecake packs as much sugar as a pint ofBen & Jerry’s Chubby Hubbyice cream.

At 1,110 calories, this dessert will take up the majority of your calorie budget for the whole day.

Cheesecake factory fettucine alfredo

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Uno Chicago Grill Awesome Chocolate Cake

OK we lied, this cake isslightlymore caloric.

Either skip it or share among a table full of friends.

However, is it worth sacrificing nearly your entire day’s worth of calories?

Cajun chicken linguini alfredo

Red Lobster

olive garden tortelloni alfredo

Olive Garden

Cheesecake factory louisiana chicken pasta

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romanos macaroni grill mamas trio

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Bistro shrimp pasta

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Cheesecake factory pasta carbonara

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Carrabbas Fettuccine Weesie

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Olive garden chicken and shrimp carbonara

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carrabbas rigatoni campagnolo

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tgi friday’s chicken parmesan pasta

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Cheesecake factory chicken parmesan sandwich

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jersey mikes chipotle cheesesteak sub sandwich

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jimmy johns italian night club sub sandwich

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arbys half pound french dip sandwich with swiss au jus

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jersey mikes buffalo chicken cheesesteak

Jersey Mike’s

pot belly wrecking ball sub sandwich

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Firehouse Subs

Fast food double cheeseburger

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Bacon cheddar burger

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ihop mega monster cheeseburger

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red robin monster burger

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chilis smokehouse beef burger

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friendlys triple decker bacon cheeseburger

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bacon cheddar burger

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Buffalo Wild Wings

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chilis beef bacon ranch quesadillas

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Ultimate feast

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ocharleys baby back ribs

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Seaside shrimp trip

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Chicken katsu

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chilis ultimate smokehouse combo

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Cheesecake factory fish and chips

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texas roadhouse 10oz ribeye ribs

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Cheesecake factory bruleed french toast

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ihop new york cheesecake pancakes

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Bob evans double meat farmer breakfast - worst and unhealthiest restaurant breakfasts in america

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Perkins hearty man combo - worst and unhealthiest restaurant breakfasts in america

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ihop colorado omelette

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cinnamon roll pancakes at the cheesecake factory

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the grand slamwich from denny’s

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bob evans double blueberry hotcakes

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denny’s cinnamon roll pancakes

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friendlys meat lovers breakfast

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Frozen margarita

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Jamba juice peanut butter moo’d smoothie - unhealthiest, worst smoothies

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frozen blue Hawaiian cocktail from TGI Friday’s

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red lobster raspberry lobsterita

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ultimate mudslide cocktail from TGI Friday’s

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flaming frozen lava flow cocktail from TGI Friday’s

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frozen raspberry margarita from texas roadhouse

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romanos macaroni grill bloody mary

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Alotta Colada cocktail from red lobster

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cheesecake factory caramel pecan turtle cheesecake slice

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Chocolate wave

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cheesecake factory peppermint cheesecake slice

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pf changs great wall of chocolate cake

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uno pizzeria awesome chocolate cake

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friendly’s hunka chunka Peanut butter fudge sundae

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chocolate tower truffle cake from cheesecake factory

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