Costcoknows how frustrating this can be.

However, with a great returns policy comes great abuse.

Many conversations have erupted around the craziest returns seen by both employees and members alike.

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People have successfully returned items such as stained mattresses and couches and even dead plants.

But, these are mild in comparison to some of the stories listed below.

Come on man," the poster shares.

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the part you don’t eat anyways) seems a little over the top.

And, it sounds like this woman isn’t the only one to attempt this stunt.

A Costco member witnessed an almost identical scenario mere months ago.

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“I deliver and pick up Costco products from customers,” theemployee explains.

Does Costco not look at their return history?

People like that should be denied returns at the very least."

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But, onewoman took it to the extreme.

Sounds like a completely reasonable thing to do right?

Well, it turns out the safe was sent back reeking of marijuana,according to a Reddit user.

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This customer’s secret was not kept safe with Costco, and apparently the police ended up being called.

“Someone tried to return their half eaten Christmas dinner,“a Costco employee shared on Reddit.

The timing of the returned meal is even more puzzlingnearly two and a half months after the holiday!

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What we’re really wanting to know is how exactly the meal was returned.

Was it all wrapped up in the tablecloth it had previously been displayed on?

Was it dumped back into bags or maybe even stored away in leftover containers?

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The Redditor doesn’t explain.

Seems like a lot of trouble to go to for 69 cents, and the Redditor agrees.

Apparently, this isn’t an isolated incident, either.

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The wrong-sized onions

Let’s peel back the layers of this scenario.

“They were purchased earlier today,“according to a poster on Reddit.

“Only thing wrong with them were they were the ‘wrong size’.”

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It’s a little confusing how this could have happened.

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