“It’s a recipe passed down from Malones for generations.”

Then, unsurprisingly, Kevin drops the chili and it spills all over the carpet floor.

Is it because no one ever reads these??

kevin the office chili

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Thankfully, after reading over the recipe, I felt confident that I couldn’t mess up chilitooterribly.

“I toast my own Ancho chilis,” he says.

It seemed like utter blasphemy to continue on without the Ancho chilis.

chili ingredients

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But I would just have to do without.

I was determined to successfully do this, so I started by chopping theyellow onions.

However, my dicing skills haven’t made me immune to the dreaded onion-induced tears.

cooking beef

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The only other issues I personally ran into were related to not having the right kitchen gadgets.

I had to improvise by just finely chopping the garlic and mashing the beans with a fork.

Transfer toasted ancho chiles to a food processor or spice mill and process until very finely ground.

tears from cutting onions

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Add oil to pot and heat over medium-high.

Using a slotted spoon, transfer beef to a plate and set aside.

Add onion to pot and cook briefly over medium-high until barely softened, about 2 minutes.

chopped ingredients for chili

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The secret is to undercook the onions.

Using a garlic press, press garlic directly into the pot, 1 clove at a time.

Then stir in jalapenos, oregano, cumin, cayenne pepper and tomato paste.

simmering chili

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Stir and cook until fragrant, about 2 minutes.

Add beer and continue to cook, stirring and scraping the pan, about 7 minutes.

Add mashed beans, stock, tomatoes, salt, and cooked beef to pot.

Kevin’s famous chili

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Cover and bring to a simmer.

Reheat gently, taste and add more salt if necessary, and serve with your favorite toppings.

We recommend chopped scallions, shredded Jack cheese and sour cream.