The espresso martini isn’t a new cocktail.

Surprisingly, I had a difficult time finding a ton of varieties out there.

I’m not sure if it’s the Chicago market or what.

A trio of ready-to-drink espresso martini brands set against a colorful background

Photos: The brands. Design: Eat This, Not That!

Any espresso martini is better when it’s super cold.

Here are five popular brands, ranked from my least favorite to the very best.

The taste:There was nothing good about this cocktail.

a bottle of on the rocks espresso martini next to a glass

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The mouth feel was very thin and it left a strange lingering aftertaste.

You could tell no real espresso was used in the making of this cocktail, it tasted incredibly artificial.

This was just a hard no for me.

a bottle of vitani espresso martini next to a glass of it

Photo: Samantha Lande, Eat This, Not That!

It weighs in at 17% ABV.

Again, not like your typical espresso martini appearance.

The taste:I didn’t hate the taste.

a bottle of bols espresso martini next to a glass

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It was almost like a boozy version of a Frappuccino or Dunkaccino or whatever sweet coffee drink you prefer.

If I were to compare it to a cocktail, it gave more of a White Russian vibe.

It didn’t taste bad, it just tasted more like dessert than an espresso martini.

a bottle of ketel one espresso martini next to a glass of it

Photo: Samantha Lande, Eat This, Not That!

It’s written right there on the packaging.

Does first mean best?

The look:A rich brown, much like you’d expect.

a can of tip top espresso martini next to a glass of it

Photo: Samantha Lande, Eat This, Not That!

It also contains caramel color.

The look:This was the darkest and thickest of the espresso martinis we tried.

It’s likely the only version to actually use real espresso instead of coffee liqueur.

A four-pack will cost you $21.49.

The look:A nice chocolate brown, slightly lighter than some of the other picks.

If you don’t like a strong coffee taste, this could be a bit of a turn off.

It’s a well-balanced proper cocktail with a slight hint of vanilla and the clear winner in my book.