Anything with artificial trans fat got sent to the back of the pack.

For any nutritional discrepancies, we usednasty additivesin the ingredient list to break the ties.

Butterfinger Blizzard

We get it.

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The combination of sweet and salty can make anyone go weak at the knees.

Alas, we would have still had to dock them for their absurd carb and sodium count.

In fact, even as a size small, this Blizzard is one of thesaltiest restaurant desserts in America.

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The pecans are doused in a mixture of oil, butter, and salt.

The rest of this ice cream treat?

Varying forms of sugar, chocolate, and oil.

Dairy queen reeses peanut butter cup blizzard

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Bleaching adds chemicals to the bread and strips away vital nutrients.

However, it all goes downhill again once you keep reading the list of ingredients, which includes thesweetenerfructose.

Heath Blizzard

Quick question: How many spoonfuls of high-fructose corn syrup did you eat today?

Dairy queen choco brownie extreme blizzard

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Oh, you don’t recall slurping down any of the hyper-sweet, belly-fat-inducing corn extract?

Well, you did.

Instead, make this delicious, healthystrawberry smoothieto quell your sugar cravings and blast fat.

Dairy queen oreo cookie blizzard

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Oh and highest calorie.

Dairy queen turtle pecan cluster blizzard

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Dairy queen chocolate chip cookie dough blizzard

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Dairy queen heath blizzard

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Dairy queen m&ms milk chocolate candy blizzard

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Dairy queen royal new york cheesecake blizzard

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Dairy queen royal reeses brownie blizzard

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