Next time you hit up your local bar, avoid ordering these retro drink orders.
This drink came about in the 1970s and takes its name from the classic candy.
“It’s basically just a vodka sour.”

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it’s possible for you to’t go wrong with having real lemon in your drink.
Daquiri with Lime Juice Concentrate
Nothing brightens up a spring or summer day quite like a daiquiri.
“So let’s all just be better and start there.

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No more cocktails with… lime juice from squeeze bottles.”
“Just order vodka.
It’s the same thing.”

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Take away the vermouth and you have an extra dry vodka Martini.
“Embrace vermouth,” Arnold says.
“A well-made martini with some excellent vermouth is life-changing.

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But a no-vermouth martini is literally just chilled vodka.
It’s not good people.”
“It was terrible.

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“They are actually very easy [to make]!”
It’s very common and you deserve better.
Everyone deserves better than that.”

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Dirty Vodka Martini
“This is just a terrible cocktail,” Arnold explained.
“Number one, vodka is made to be tasteless,” Arnold explained.
“A vodka Martini is all about the vermouth and the garnish.

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Cocktails should highlight the liquor in it, not hide it.”
The drink made its debut in 1916, but its ingredient list leaves something to be desired.
“This is gonna be controversial, and I’ll own that,” Arnold says.

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“But I personally don’t think this cocktail is good.
I don’t love the lavender and I don’t like the way it works with creme de Violette.
I’ve tried so many variations, but every time I just end up goingmeh.
There are so many better cocktails out there.”
Vodka Martini
The classic gin Martini broke ground over a century ago.
One now-popular version replaced gin with vodka, and the vodka Martini sprung into existence.
Some folks love this drink, but others have rallied against this concoction.
“I don’t even think these should be allowed to be called Martinis,” Arnold says.
“They can have their own name, but not Martiniit’s too sacred.
It’s just such a disservice to the quality and joy that comes from gin martinis.
Vodka Martinis don’t deserve the same name.
Embrace 2023 with a bottle of gin.”
Gin can do way more than simply elevating a Martini.