Chang’s Hot & Sour Soup Bowl, with more salt than 44 individual bags of Doritos.
But no matter how horrible those foods are, at least in theory, they’re actual foods.
And sometimes you should worry about the food itselfstay healthier and happier by avoiding theseunhealthiest foods on the planet!
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Black Widow in Bag of Grapes
And you thought the Whole Foods asparagus-water scandal was bad.
We’re experiencing the latter two right now.
The Hoffmans contacted the FDA, which didn’t respond.
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They turned to a local newspaper columnist, who called the Meijer supermarket chain.
It promptly recalled its frozen mixed veggies.
Condom in a Big Mac
Here’s one from my home state.
Easton, Pennsylvania, was the place.
Nineteen ninety-nine was the year.
McDonald’s was the venue.
A Big Mac was the food.
So far, so normal, but did I mention the condom?
Customer William Smith discovered one between the buns, and the manager on duty gave him two coupons.
Courtesy of McDonald’s
In 2009, 7-year-old Swiss girl allegedlyfound a condom in amongst her McDonald’s fries.
Shockingly, local cops determined the prophylactic to be “a health risk.”
Think that’s bad?
Wait until you read theseshocking secrets from fast food workers!
That bakery needed a cat.
Except finding one in your food.
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Don’t worry, though.
He says that he got a breakfast coupon for the same meal.
That should totally offset the nightmares.
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The manager offered two weeks of free meals but, understandably, she decided to hold out.
Think that’s scary?
Englishwoman Cate Barrett probably loves it slightly less these days.
On closer inspection, she noticed whiskers and a tail, which belonged to a complimentary rodent.
A heartfelt apology from a grocery chain’s manager and a promise that the matter would be investigated.
Dead Frog in Can of Pepsi
The flavor of Fred DeNegri’s Pepsi was rank.
The texture was slimy and thick.
Poison Control and the FDA were contacted, and the can’s contents were analyzed.
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Luckily, he bit into the melted handle and not the blade.
Gothamist reported that Agnesini accepted a settlement of $20,000.
(Normally, we’re fans of Subway’s healthy options.
Find out which meats to order on this list offoods that uncover your abs!
Razor in Ice Cream
I scream for ice cream.
The incident took place in Kilgore, Texas in 2011.
I hope your day gets better."
A San Jose, California, womanclaimed that she found a finger in her cup of Wendy’s chili.
The case got crazier.
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(Protect your own teeth by choosing the best from this essential list of thebest and worst candiesranked!)
Poli said he’d never eat fish again.
The supermarket apologized and gave him a bottle of wine and a $30 gift certificate.
For a moment, she thought it was calamari.
After an internal investigation, McDonald’s Canada issued a statement saying the family’s claims were bogus.
(Did you know you could actually lose weight while earing at McDonald’s?)
Milky Way
Thesandwich was soaked in blood.
As she chewed, something pierced her cheek.
It was a needle tip from a syringe.
She sued the restaurant in state Supreme Court for $11 million.
(The outcome of the suit was not reported.)
Hill toldWBAL-TVthat he was taken aback when he bit into a deep-fried piece of something small and furry.
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Cockroach in Anchovy Snack
Does eating a bag of crispy anchovies sound disgusting?
A Singapore man didn’t think so.
Until, that is, he almost ate a cockroach.
The FDA received complaints from people in 30 states claiming they had found the same.
The federal agency declined to recall Gerber products, saying “nothing could be accomplished.”
As you might expect, customers Steve and Jessica Whyte became “violently ill” after eating it.
Wieczerza complained to the restaurant, which ignored him, so he went to the media.
Instead, eat right every time with this list ofevery menu at Domino’sranked!
Doctors were unable to remove the nail, so Shorten had to let nature take its course.
When she tucked into the tacos,Ralston found human blood all over the bag and wrappers.
Ralston then called the Health Department and a lawyer.
Bullets in Costco Hot Dog
Costco super-sizes everything including food scandals.
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As she noshed, she bit down on something hard.
It was alive 9mm bullet.
He claims that hetook a bite of his meat and wound up with a bloody tampon in his mouth.
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The three-inch poisonous arachnid had apparently hitched a 5,000-mile ride from its native Costa Rica.
Parren released it to the custody of a nearby zoo.
Snakes on a Plate
What do we typically expect from a TGI Fridays?
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The after-work crowd blowing off steam.
What we don’t generally expect is to find a mother-humpin' snake on our mother-humpin' plate.
When Pendleton showed the server the partially decomposed reptile head, the waiter started to gag.
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Glove in Bread
Enough about rubbers; let’s turn to rubber gloves.
A woman in Northern Ireland discovered that part of anoven glove had baked into a loaf of breadin 2009.
Worse, she only figured this out once the foreign fibers were tickling the inside of her mouth.
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Metro UK reported that the company which manufactured the bread was fined 750, or about $1,200.
In December 2010, U.S. Army Staff Sgt.
It gets worse: Bartholomew was hospitalized for six days afteranotherneedle was found in his small intestine.
He sued the company for “severe physical injury” to his stomach, rectum and tongue.
Not only was Jones' discovery disgusting, it was ironically effective.
The snack came from Weight Watchers.
The chain promised to investigate.
Despite its convincing shape, it was determined to be … chicken.
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